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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mizzezm:
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“ “All the...
what-theface

“All the single heroes…”

doctordonna10

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

eheheheh-lokid

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

forevahyoung-ness

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

flagdemoness

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

izzytheeverything

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

dettsu

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

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keepcalmandthunderfrost

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

everybodyilovedies

Marry me.

cap-coulson

What do I have to do to get someone to record this?

the-symbiote-venom-answers

WHY

the-marvelbunch

SLAY QWEEN

mizzezm

This is amazing 😉

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meathorse

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

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lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

dreamsanddabs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

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lawbreaker13

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lawbreaker13

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theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB…

lawbreaker13

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